Tuesday, June 4, 2013

How to survive your wife's attack when you come home late

This is how to survive your wife's attack when you come home late and enjoy another day alive.

Step 1: Be prepared and vigilant
Step 2: Protect yourself from her punch
Step 3: Demolish her down without mercy
Step 4: Immobilize every extremities of her body and wait for reinforcements, if you are lucky you might survive.

Be careful to surprise her with your defense or she might organize her attack much better and it might run your chances to survive :)